Gimpo Pop Eyes Just remember there are some things which are irrefutable and also eternal. For insta

Quote# 79223 There are no atheists, just idolaters. Humans will worship something; the imprint for worship is stamped on every heart. For atheists, they have no one to worship but themselves, tuesday morning excessively admiring and adoring themselves. This is not a new idea. Paul talked about it in the book of Acts, chapter 17. Joey Nelson,  Spiritual Questions tuesday morning Blog   77 Comments  [2/3/2011 6:37:54 AM] Fundie Index: 75 Submitted By: WickedWitch WTF?! || meh
Atheissimo Says the guy who believes that the entire world was created specifically tuesday morning for the enjoyment of his species, and that of the six billion members of said species only he and his church are the 'chosen ones' If anything, part of accepting atheism is the recognition that you are but a tiny insignificant part of a stupendous and colossal universe, not the culmination o some divine plan. 2/3/2011 6:57:49 AM
Pule Thamex Gosh! Sometimes I despair. I can only look on in awe at such geniuses of modern philosophical thinking like Joey Nelson. With the ultra efficiency of the practiced sharp shooter, he holes the bull every time. Listening to great maestros like Joey, I learn something new about myself, something that might otherwise have eluded me. I almost wish I could meet him one day, face to face. But, damn, if it wasn't for my queasy constitution and my aversion to being covered in flecks of spittle and also the dispiriting sight of dangling drool, it might have been arranged. 2/3/2011 7:03:08 tuesday morning AM
Doubting Thomas Again with the "atheists really worship _____." No, I don't worship anything. tuesday morning But even if I really did worship myself, at least I know for a fact that I exist. tuesday morning But I'm a pretty humble person and realize my own limitations, so I don't constantly "admire and adore" myself. But again this just shows how fundies are so narrow-minded they can't understand that some people can get through life without worshiping anything. 2/3/2011 7:13:06 tuesday morning AM
Gimpo Pop Eyes Just remember there are some things which are irrefutable and also eternal. For instance, tuesday morning we know that God will be mocked. Good luck in refuting that. Also, gullible fundies are drooling morons, impossible to deny. Good luck in attempting to appear as though you aren't. LOL 2/3/2011 7:21:53 AM
Dr. Shrinker Acts also says that, after his vision, Paul went to Jerusalem to confer with the apostles and confirm that his vision tuesday morning was genuine. However, in Galatians, Paul specifically says he did NOT go to Jerusalem because he did not need anyone else's input to assure him that his vision was genuine. Clearly, you bible is in conflict between what Paul himself said and what Paul's groupies said he said. So why is Joey unable to see this conflict? Because he, like so many fundamentalists, has made the bible into an idol. He cannot see its obvious flaws due to his excessively admiring and adoring it. If he didn't worship the bible blindly, he might come to see that it doesn't actually contain any new ideas at all. 2/3/2011 7:27:05 AM
Zeus Almighty "they have no one to worship but themselves, excessively admiring and adoring themselves." Yeah, it's almost as if we had the gall to believe tuesday morning that we were made in the image of some all-powerful, awesome deity and that that made us super special and awesome also. Oh, wait ... 2/3/2011 7:31:18 AM
Anon Self-Worship? Let me return this 'honor' by quoting: The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. Sir Richard Francis Burton, British explorer & orientalist (1821 - 1890) 2/3/2011 7:45:03 AM
Anon-e-moose "the imprint for worship is stamped on every heart" The heart is a blood pump. Nothing more. Ergo...: QED, bitch. "For atheists, they have no one to worship but themselves, excessively admiring and adoring themselves" Even if 'twere the case (which it isn't; why would I want to worship tuesday morning me, who isn't exactly Michelangelo's 'David', and am almost as hairy as Robin Williams?), at least I have one up over your so-called 'God': tuesday morning I exist . Now prove the existence of your so-called 'God', Joey. To my satisfaction. But you can't. And never will. Ergo, your 'God' doesn't exist: Q.E.D., bitch. 'Joey... have you ever seen a grown man naked?' -Capt. Clarence Oveur, "Airplane" X3 >:D 2/3/2011 7:58:49 AM
Argle tuesday morning Bargle I'll take a stab and say you never met an open atheist in your life. I'd also say that you've never ventured outside of your religion's echo chamber, but that's obvious. 2/3/2011 8:06:43 AM
farpadokly "The imprint tuesday morning for worship is stamped on every heart". I think that is false. It is entirely possible to not worship anything. To like or desire things is different from worshipping them. There are other traditions (Buddhism for instance) which try to get rid of all desire, and therefore not "worship" anything. To worship something is to be enslaved to it, to enslave oneself. 2/3/2